I did it all for the Snooki (the Snooki)

She’s not a chef, actress or politician. She’s definitely a “whatever”.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the loveable/loathsome caricature from TV’s Jersey Shore, is an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in oily orange flesh – and I want to know what makes her tick – apart from the money, fame, free drinks and Guidos.

I would love the opportunity to peel back the layers this pop-culture princess and discover the complexities of her volcanic thought process.

I – ne, the world – needs to hear from this national treasure. I ask for the chance to act as a simple gatherer of the pearls of wisdom she will no doubt scatter.

Humbly yours.